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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about Switzerland?","punchline":"I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.","id":426}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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